Softporn Adventure - Walkthrough
By Julian Fleetwood

Before you go ahead and complete this quite simple game, bear in mind that by following this walkthrough you will not get the fun of trying to figure how you get that $%^ apple! In short you will ruin the game for your self!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

This walkthrough is for the original Apple version of Softporn Adventure. It is very similar to leisure Suit Larry 1: Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards with some small differences (like the apple bit at the end) so people who have played the other game probably do not need this walkthrough. Type the listed commands into the prompt EXACTLY as they are written (no matter how weird they sound). On the right of each command I have written a short description of what happens AFTER you enter the command. When the walkthrough says to gamble you need to save the game, type PLAY 21, bet all you have then play. If you win save your game. If you lose restore the game and repeat the procedure until you win the desired amount. 

The Walkthrough

N			We won't restore a game
BUY WHISKEY		Bought a whiskey
GET WHISKEY		Got 'Shot of whiskey'
W			To 'Hallway'
GIVE WHISKEY	Make the drunk even drunker!
GET UNIT		Got 'Remote control unit'
GET FLOWERS	Got 'Flowers'
N			To 'Bathroom'
LOOK BASIN		Found a 'Wedding ring'!
GET RING		Got 'Wedding ring'
S			Back to 'Hallway'
E			Back to 'Sleazy bar'
N			To 'Street outside the bar' and back to that dog :-)
HAIL TAXI		Calls  a cab
CASINO		To 'Downtown street'
E			To 'Main casino room'
E			To 'Lobby of the hotel'
U			To 'Hotel desk'
W			To 'Hotel hallway'
SEARCH ASHTRAY	Found a 'Passcard'
GET PASS		Got 'Passcard'
E			Back to 'Hotel desk'
D			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
W			Back to 'Main casino room'
N			To ''21' room'
			Gamble until you get about $7000
S			Back to 'Main casino room'
W			Back to 'Downtown street'
HAIL TAXI		Calls a cab
DISCO			To 'Residential street'
E			To 'Pharmacy'
BUY RUBBER		Answer the questions and you've got the 'Rubber' and also a reputation!
W			Back to 'Residential street'
HAIL TAXI		Calls a cab
BAR			Back to 'Street outside the bar'
S			Back to 'Sleazy bar'
PRESS BUTTON	Buzz the pimp
BELLYBUTTON	The password from the bathroom
E			To 'Backroom'
U			To 'Hooker's bedroom'
GET CANDY		Got 'Candy'
WEAR RUBBER	Just in case
F**K HOOKER		Fill in the blanks!
DROP RUBBER	We don't need it any more (who would?)
N			To 'Hooker's balcony'
D			To 'Filthy dumpster'
SEARCH TRASH	Found 'Apple core'
GET CORE		Got 'Apple core'
W			To 'Street outside the bar'
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
DISCO			Back to 'Residential street'
N			To 'Disco's entrance'
OPEN DOOR		Good thing that you've got the passcard
W			To 'Disco'
BUY WINE		Wait about ten minutes...
GET WINE		Got 'Bottle of wine'
GIVE FLOWERS	This is going well…
GIVE RING		Sparkly!
GIVE CANDY		Fast mover!
E			Back to 'Disco entrance'
S			Back to 'Residential street'
GIVE WINE		Looks like a bug!
GET KNIFE		Got 'Pocket knife'
E			Back to 'Pharmacy'
DROP WINE		We don't need it any more
W			Back to 'Residential street'
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
CASINO		Back to 'Downtown street'
N			To 'Quickie marriage center'
MARRY GIRL		Lets get hitched
S			Back to 'Downtown street'
E			Back to 'Main casino room'
E			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
U			Back to 'Hotel desk'
W			Back to 'Hotel hallway'
S			To 'Honeymoon suite'
N			Back to 'Hotel hallway'
E			Back to 'Hotel desk'
D			Back to "Lobby of the hotel'
W			Back to "Main casino room'
W			Back to 'Downtown street'
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
DISCO			Back to 'Residential street'
N			Back to 'Disco's entrance'
OPEN DOOR		Good thing you've got that passcard
W			Back to 'Disco'
S			To 'Telephone booth'
DIAL 555-0987		This gets you the wine
N			Back to 'Disco'
E			Back to 'Disco's entrance'
DROP PASS		We don't need it any more
S			Back to 'Residential street'
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
CASINO		Back to '	Downtown street'
E			Back to 'Main casino room'
E			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
U			Back to 'Hotel desk'
W			Back to 'Hotel hallway'
S			Back to 'Honeymoon suite'
F**K GIRL		Fill in the blanks!
CUT ROPE		And for my next trick!
DROP KNIFE		We don't need it any more
GET ROPE		Got 'Rope'
N			Back to 'Hotel hallway'
E			Back to 'Hotel desk'
D			Back to "Lobby of the hotel'
SEARCH PLANT	Found some bushes!
ENTER BUSHES	To 'Garden'
PLANT CORE		This will be useful later
GET STOOL		Got 'Stool'
GET HAMMER		Got 'Hammer'
GET MUSHROOM	Got 'Mushroom'
EAT MUSHROOM	It's a magic mushroom! (It takes you to either 'Street outside the bar', 'Sleazy bar', 'Hallway' or 'Bathroom'. Make your 			way back to 'Sleazy bar')
PRESS BUTTON	Buzz the pimp
BELLYBUTTON	The password from the bathroom
E			Back to 'Backroom'
TV ON			Let's see what's on the box
6			This will keep the pimp out of the way
N			We won't change the channel
DROP UNIT		We don't need it anymore
U			Back to 'Hooker's bedroom'
N			Back to 'Hooker's balcony'
USE ROPE		Protection!
W			To 'Window ledge'
SMASH WINDOW	You violent person!
S			To 'Inside the room I broke into'
GET PILLS		Got 'Pills'
N			Back to 'Window ledge'
E			Back to 'Hooker's balcony'
DROP ROPE		We don't need it any more
DROP HAMMER	We don't need it any more
D			Back to 'Filthy dumpster'
W			Back to 'Street outside the bar'
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
CASINO		Back to '	Downtown street'
E			Back to 'Main casino room'
E			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
U			Back to 'Hotel desk'
DROP MUSHROOM	There's a bug in the game that means we lose the mushroom if we don't drop it first
GIVE PILLS		Damn!
GET MUSHROOM	Got 'Mushroom'
PRESS BUTTON	To 'Penthouse foyer'
E			To 'Kitchen'
DROP STOOL		You're quite small
CLIMB STOOL	Up we get
LOOK CABINET	Found pitcher
GET PITCHER		Got pitcher
WATER ON		Turns the tap on
FILL PICHER		Got the water
W			Back to 'Penthouse foyer'
PRESS BUTTON	Back to 'Hotel desk'
D			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
ENTER BUSHES	To 'Garden'!!!
WATER CORE		Remember this is a MAGIC garden
LOOK CORE		Found 'Seeds'
EAT MUSHROOM	It's a magic mushroom! (It takes you to either 'Street outside the bar', 'Sleazy bar', 'Hallway' or 'Bathroom'. Make your 			way back to 'Street outside the bar')
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
CASINO		Back to '	Downtown street'
E			Back to 'Main casino room'
E			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
U			Back to 'Hotel desk'
PRESS BUTTON	To 'Penthouse foyer'
E			To 'Kitchen'
FILL PICHER		Got the water
W			Back to 'Penthouse foyer'
PRESS BUTTON	Back to 'Hotel desk'
D			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
ENTER BUSHES	Back to 'Garden'
WATER SEEDS		Remember this is a MAGIC garden
LOOK TREE		Cool! Instant apple!
GET APPLE		Found 'Apple'
EAT MUSHROOM	It's a magic mushroom! (It takes you either 'Street outside the bar', 'Sleazy bar' or 'Bathroom' just make your way back to 			'Street outside the bar')
DROP MUSHROOM	We don't need it anymore
DROP PITCHER	We don't need it anymore
HAIL TAXI		Call cab
CASINO		Back to '	Downtown street'
E			Back to 'Main casino room'
E			Back to 'Lobby of the hotel'
U			Back to 'Hotel desk'
PRESS BUTTON	To 'Penthouse foyer'
U			To 'Living room'
N			To 'Penthouse porch'
D			To 'Jacuzzi'
GIVE APPLE		Pretty obvious
F**K GIRL		Well done!